Top Ten Reasons For Gay Marriage

Top Ten Reasons For Gay Marriage

Top Ten Reasons Why The Illuminati Is Pushing The Gay Marriage Issue: 10. The amount of money $$$ spent on weddings expected to double by the year 2015 9. Now that people are aware that Democrats and Republicans don’t really have different viewpoints on War and the Economy, they need a clear demarcation on social issues.  8. THEY want to give children more choices on how to mess up their minds and bodies. Drugs, alcohol, video games, and junk food are apparently not enough. 7. Someone needs to adopt all the War Babies. 6. THEY have a new drug resistant AIDS Virus THEY wish to cash in on. 5. Oprah needs a new demographic. Ellen Degeneres is kicking her ass. 4. Lawyers need more work. 3. The Religious Right has been awfully quiet lately and THEY would love it if sex-hate crimes could fuel the need for more “SECURITY.” 2. The Elections are coming! The Elections are coming! 1. Those Illuminati fags just want to get married too. – Image

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